tilted tower

An erection caused by Fortnite, typically with skins.

That bunny skin gives him a tilted tower.

by PoehlerBehr June 5, 2018

Tilkedrome

A boring, soulless, copy paste motor racing circuit, as so loved by Formula 1 in the last decade.

Did you watch the Saudi Arabian Grand Prix? Nah, thats another dull Tilkedrome

by J45H March 28, 2022

ceiling tile

a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time

-Katie, CEILING TILE!
-10:42

by Dominic Smith September 1, 2007

cold tile tea-bagging

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

by floydandsky September 23, 2011

tilde

A very positive general exclamation. Derived from the tilde (~) character on a computer keyboard. In Internet culture, the appearance of tildes have come to connote strong reactions of happiness or approval. It stems from young computer users in highly excited states having a tendency to miss the exclamation point (!) key while typing, resulting in tildes becoming mixed with exclamation points in their writings.

"What's for supper, Mom?"
"Sloppy joes, Billy...and apple pie for dessert."
"Tilde."

"Ohmigawd, La Parka tilde tilde just ran in on the Triple H/Scott Steiner match! Tilde!"

by Sean Wilkinson January 28, 2003

tile guy

A guy that lays down tile in people's houses

I think I need to call the tile guy to come tile my kitchen and bathroom.

by David March 6, 2004

Tiller

A professed master in the art of the Stenga.
A constant threat to drunk and intoxicated females and one who will stop at nothing to get it on.

Warning the "Tiller' as it is known can be violent and unpredictable when in pursuit of the ultimate drunken prize.

Much like a Jedi Master the Tiller is wise and fair, giving uncorrupted blunt advice to young stud padawans looking to get that elusive first drunken lay

Scudatious Bowman: Yuck tiller leave her alone shes unconcious

Tiller: Na g, im not like that

Unknown Girl: uhhhhh, gurgle

Tiller: Im so in

by Scud Bowman August 13, 2006