pussy

the part of your mom that you came out of when you were born

i've loved rap music since the day i emerged from my momma's pussy.

by the thorn June 15, 2011

pussy

The sweetest home there is

John: Dude stop being a pussy.
Shaun: I'm not what i eat!

by G. Raaf April 9, 2008

pussy

the one thing guaranteed to put a silly smile on your face.

When Dave came back from that stripjoint he looked like he had a cloths hanger in his mouth.

must've been lots o pussy!

by bloodyhell September 11, 2007

pussy

The thing you wish you had but you dont.

The little boy wished he had a pussy.

by Storyteller September 18, 2007

pussy

the reason im in jail right now

mike: why ru in jail

Me: cuz of pussy

by nigga with shit November 26, 2010

Pussy

What he really wants without a commitment.

Most of the guys you will see hear on UD are vagina crazed non mature men that fill their spank bank with underage pic of nude chicks and mustangs getting pounded by coke cans in the rectal cavity. Most of them have knocked up decent women and left their kids to be raised by other men. It gets them hard. They like to play head games with girls. They just talk shit about people and situations all day on a website. Wow that's allot of future welfare electives.
I wanted to give one pussy John a laugh. He thinks he has the upper hand but If he ever comes near me the only thing he will get it the five finger death punch the liar deserves. Horrible father. Thank goodness for the family he has in his life now. God help him. haxors 5 yr fed. min. years right?

by He'llbeonhiskneeswhenbubbagets February 8, 2010

pussy

The thing god gave women so men would talk to them.

Dude...Check out that camel toe, you should talk to her I bet she has one sweet pussy!

by Timmy Leary June 13, 2008