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scream therapy

A controversial health-improvement regimen of unproven worth/efficacy that entails either:
1. Yelling at everyone around you to help decrease your own level of stress (naturally, this practice drastically **increases** these other hapless mortals' OWN stress-levels, but this is for medical purposes, so those folks' feelings and emotions don't matter during this period, right? Right???)
2. Watching one or more Kevin Williamson flicks to remind yourself of how bad things *could* be, letting you feel better that you aren't involved in "extreme" situations like that.
I'm not much for scream therapy; whenever I feel wound up, I just go down to the local marina and sit on the dock to watch the peaceful waves rolling in and softly lapping the shore... relieves my jangled nerves every time.
by QuacksO May 14, 2019
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straw therapy

My stomach hurts, I might not go to school
Yeah just do some straw therapy
by Fat kisser February 25, 2020
mugGet the straw therapymug.

when your card declines at therapy so they

They’re all put into the scenario of when you’ve just finished a therapy session and your card declines so you can’t pay for it so the therapist tries to undo everything you worked on in therapy by bringing the thing out that gave you all the trauma. Naming things that gave you severe trauma.
when your card declines at therapy so they bring out that one best friend you had as a teenager who you fell out with for literally no reason.
by Homiegrrr February 13, 2024
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`~`Neurocihiatry`~`Therapy's "'Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Mouzen uvilada.'" Psychiatry `~`Neurocihiatry`~`
`~`Neurocihiatry`~`Therapy's "'Thezen Neza Oru Kuba Toda Mozen Mouzen uvilada.'" Psychiatry `~`Neurocihiatry`~`
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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Conversion Therapy

The practice of using emotional intervention or some form of encouragement to change a persons sexual orientation to heterosexual (straight).
Guy 1 (lets say bisexual): Should I try conversion therapy, I'm not sure about this decision.
Guy 2 (straight): I- no?!
by Pokel_ May 12, 2022
mugGet the Conversion Therapymug.

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