Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.

"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020

Trombones

The ideal true self of a user.

He didn't express his trombones when posting a picture from two years ago on his social media.

by pl101 December 12, 2022

Chocolate Rusty Trombone

When you perform oral sex on the rectum of someone, and blow into their anus to create a gas bubble that will produce feces immediately.

I really didn’t mean to blow that chocolate rusty trombone last night, left a bitter taste.

by Reallowblows May 22, 2020

Belgian Trombone

A variation on the classic "Rusty Trombone" sex-move, where the recipient thoughtfully packs their anal cavity with Nutella as a chocolatey treat for the performer

"Aldo was delighted when I pulled out the Belgian Trombone at the club yesterday. A shame his brother has a nut allergy"

by frostyviking May 3, 2018

Trombone

The best instrument ever. Every time a trombone hits a low e the world becomes a purer place. The slide is perfect for making car noises in band class. People may rag on them for their slide but deep inside everyone wants to be a car. Often they don't get melodies but when they do their charm leaves the flutes and clarinets swooning over them.

Jake: Look a trombone!
Marie: Oh, the best of the best.

by GingerLego320 January 31, 2020

Trombone wanker

Isla mckellar.

Hi I’m isla mcklellar n I’m a trombone wanker

by Reptile penis June 30, 2019

National Trombone Appreciation Day

OCTOBER 24TH
The day where we recognize all the trombone players in the world and congratulate them for being so freaking awesome all the time.

joe: walks up to trombone player
trombone player: hey man what’s up?
joe: *hugs trombone player* happy national trombone appreciation day man!!
trombone player: aww thanks man you’re the best

by westanahealthytromboner October 23, 2019