professional bench warmer

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Clairol Professional

synonymous with beautiful hair color

Clairol Professional Pure White Hair Developers for Lightening & Gray Coverage

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023

Professional Human

(noun) A person (Homo sapien) who, by exhibiting good characteristics, earns results in their lives consistent with their intentions; a person who continuously creates extraordinary interactions and value with others; someone who is wise, open, respectful, and kind.

Because he moves through the world as a Professional Human, he realizes results that are consistent with his intentions, and his life is serene and has great value.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professional Humaning

(verb) Being a Professional Human.

Due to his professional humaning skills, he continuously creates extraordinary human interactions.

by BigDawg63 May 13, 2023

Professionals (gerred term)

Niggas found on the internet

nigga if u look something up it shows up in the dictionary a professionals (gerred term) put it in there nigga

by ThatOnePunkColor July 30, 2021

Professional Manager

A manager that doesn't know the job. Just manages.

He doesn't know what you are doing. He is just a professional manager.

by C Clark June 30, 2021

professional butthole smacker

Homosexual proctologist; peanut butter loving service dog

Bro my proctologist just put his finger in my ass!
Yea man he's a professional butthole smacker

by Ass man719 August 27, 2022