The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.
Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelinfloored. It’s like being licked by a mule.
by The deplorables July 28, 2022
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Flood Mule

Great Australian folk hero.
Silent but deadly.

A corporations nightmare and saviour in the same sentence.
Verb: holy shit is that a butt ton of rain? Looks like that flood mule will be coming out of retirement.
by Kingfisher4 June 25, 2022
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Urine Mule

A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
Dude I was in a 2v2 in Warzone and I didn’t want to get up—thank god for my Urine Mule.
by SquirrelKingLord June 15, 2025
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attention mule

When someone engages in conversations with another person solely for the attention they receive, without any intention of pursuing a romantic relationship. They have an attention mule.
Jessica: “Do you even care for Jake?”
Aubrey: “No, he’s just my attention mule.”
by strawberrynightcrawler April 09, 2024
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The Mule

The Mule (2014): An Australian attempt at crime-drama / toilet-humor, a tale of loyalty, justice and perseverance through adversity as Hugo Weaving explores the question: what use is a search-warrant if you are unable to take a shit?
The Mule was really a shit movie
by Peculiar Musings March 08, 2015
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Brent Mules

the most awesome person in the universe who can do everything and isn't gay because that would be weird and dumb and by the way deblob 2 is the greatest game ever which should be played a lot
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