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Boston Muff

The smell emitted from the cooter of a southend woman after a drunken night of getting pounded by guys named johnny, and guys with shamrock tattoos on their calf.
I'll never eat that Boston muff again.

I walked into my house late at night and my mom came gave me a hug. She smelled me and told me I did a good job, she loves the smell of Boston muff.
by Joe cool on steroidz June 22, 2016
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jenner muff

"Dude, did you see Wager with that tranny?" "Yeah I bet he got him some jenner muff last night"
by byrdnuge September 25, 2015
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Chuffed to the Muff

An extremely common colloqulism in the UK, meaning to be extactic with ones choices and actions.
Next time you nail that presentation at work or knock a minute off your mile run, tell a friend that you’re “chuffed to the muff,” aka very pleased with yourself.
by casualuk February 6, 2022
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Muff Tea

A warm hearty beverage made of juices from the female genitalia. Usually consumed with milk and sugar.
A) Hey can I get you a drink? Tea? Coffee? Hot Chocolate? Muff tea?

B) Muff tea would be great

A) How do you take it?

B) Milk, 2 sugars.. thanks
by teasipper87 November 6, 2011
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Muff Mingler

Noun: A person who looks for unsuspecting women in public places. A person that dances in a group of women in a night club. A person looking to get laid at any cost. A man or woman looking for sex.
He is a creepy {muff mingler}.
He goes {muff mingling} in the bar.
She was unaware that she was dancing with raging {muff minglers}.
He likes to {muff mingle} in the library.
What a perv, I can't believe I was {muff mingled}.
Even her best friend, was a closet case {muff mingler}.
by Mooseknuckle Bunchalotta September 26, 2012
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coconut muff

An abundantly hairy vagina riddled with dandruff
She asked me to go down on her but she had a 'coconut muff'
*Not to be confused with crabs*
by Sassymatttteeee September 7, 2019
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Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
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