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real goals

real goals is to find a fuckbuddy
''ey did you tap his ass last night?''
''yup''
''that's real goals''
by cocksuckerlover69 February 25, 2017
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goal setter

"Goal setter" refers to someone who defines their goals and takes determined steps to achieve them, but I don't do this in an ordinary way; like a master of a dark world, I am ready to overcome every obstacle to make my dreams come true. My goals are a challenge to those who try to stop me. As I define them, the spark of power and determination ignites within me.
Benjamin is a true goal setter who stands firm in his opinions. He makes great efforts to eliminate all mistakes before forming an idea, which makes him unshakeable.
by LoLuMaDWhoRE February 26, 2025
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Snake Goal

Whilst playing FIFA, similar to the acclaimed Jew Goal a snake goal is a situation where the forward has an easy scoring opportunity but decides to flaunt ones talent ie. chip the keeper. This is known as a snake goal.
There was no need to chip my keeper, what a snake goal!
by oneandonlyheskey January 17, 2012
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goal mine

Unlike many goals which require single-handed changes such as a change to a diet, water intake, or so forth, a goal mine will require many stages and subgoals to achieve it. These are typically goals that require training, practice, or long-term work.

For one to hit this goal, they have to mine around it in different ways. For one who wants to run a marathon for example, they might have to change their diet, their water intake, their coffee intake, their outfits, their endurance, how they breath, their shoes, and so much more.
Currently running on a treadmill, Faith said that running a marathon was a goal mine
by n8nycguitarist February 8, 2024
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Open Goal

You'll definitely be able to get with her mate, shes an open goal
by Opengoal August 28, 2014
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Couple Goals

If you know you know, this song is the true meaning of couple goals https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao
Me and shawty bae where being real couple goals, and we were listening to https: //youtu.be/-RQNe52jkao
by catougirl July 26, 2021
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Used for femboys and traps because even though they don’t have a pussy, they always got a bussy.
Example 1
Guy A: “she’s cute.”
Guy B: “It’s a guy.”
Guy A: “if there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”

Example 2
Guy: “I like you.”
Girl: “haha I’m actually a guy.”
Guy: “If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.”
Girl: “Wait b-but I’m a guy!!”
by BrickedUpLoli December 30, 2023
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