The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.

Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.

by donkeykonga January 27, 2019

The Patterson Effect

That uncanny event in which your computer no longer is experiencing issues at the exact moment it is brought to IT, making you look both stupid and intentionally disrespectful of the IT representative's time. Don't be a Patterson.

Man I looked like a doofus at the IT desk today. The Patterson Effect got me again!

by MattTheBastard May 10, 2019

The Illest Effect

The phenomenon of making a vehicle faster by the application of stickers and other Walmart or truck stop purchased decorations and lighting. You can usually identify such modified vehicles by a state issued "Illest" label. Another tell tale sign is a high school drop out at the wheel, likely vaping and wearing a hat with it's original stickers and a "straight but curious" bill.

"Hey dawg! How'd you get your Kia-Honda-Mitsubishi-Hyundai to kinda sound like it is going so fast?!"

"Bro. Literally applying this sticker literally caused me to literally rev my economy car's engine to literally the point of explosion... it's the illest effect"

by Leocopter(TM) June 15, 2019

The Bugatti Effect

A science experiment in which an airbag is deployed right onto someone's exposed rear to record reaction (whether it be pain or pleasure) and effects of the airbag deploying. The speeds of an airbag deploying is that of a Bugatti Veyron doing speeds of 200mph. Hence, the Bugatti Effect.

My ass is ready for the Bugatti Effect. Send it!

by DITLIFE March 25, 2019

the june effect

there are 2 types of the june effect

1.when u mess with june he beat yo ass and then his freinds roast u and then beat yo ass
2.when u break u with june and u keep coming back

omg they got hit wit the june effect

by antinut April 11, 2019

The Kurty Effect

The ability to subconsciously effect others in a harsh and negative way without them even knowing.

Wow, I cannot believe I have turned all of my friends into revolting hopeless alcoholics.. I must be a product of The Kurty Effect.

by GarPike69 September 10, 2019

The Sands Effect

The Sands Effect occurs when you spend a night out drinking and get lucky enough to bring a girl back to your place. You only got the girl over because you were drunk and loose and free of any pressure. But because you were drunk your cock stays limp as if it were filled with sand. And because of this, sex is not and option. You go out the next night without drinking hoping to get the same girl over once more. You see the girl and at first she seems willing, but sober you is not good enough to get the girl over. So that night you go home with a cock harder than a rock, but with no female, only your left hand. And that ladies and gentleman is the sands effect.

One week into college Mateo had suffered The Sands Effect on three different occasions.

by Willy Boof September 18, 2019