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left bollock people

'Left Bollock Person' is a term that describes someone who is a dreg of society.

This is usually someone who is socially unpleasant and abrasive, quick to confrontation, lacks intelligence and shows signs of genuine mental incapacity, have low regard for personal hygiene, and can have a close and visible relationship with drugs or alcohol made apparent by a lack of teeth, thin or ratty hair and or prematurely wrinkled skin among other deformities.

Left bollock people can be found in non-classy establishments, including but not limited to; dive bars/dingy pubs, job centres, council estates, public transport hubs and highstreets.

It is important to note that while left bollock people are mostly found in low income areas, not all people in low income areas are left bollock people.
I went to that pub in the other end of town last night, it was filled with left bollock people. If I had a quid for every tooth in that building I'd have a tenner.

Walked through the dodgy estate before, saw a couple left bollock people in their scrotty dressing gowns having a screaming match.

I wish all the left bollock people in the high street would clear off and shoot up elsewhere.
by leftbollockman May 15, 2024
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Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.
Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!
by Keeno69 April 11, 2022
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Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake
Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks
by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019
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Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair
by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018
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Ballas Bollocks

When a young man is suffering from two aching shriveled raisin bollocks after a night in bed with Shirley Ballas.
Sorry mate I would love to join you on the ride today but I have some serious Ballas bollocks, Shirley drained them all night.”
by Sequins11 January 7, 2025
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Bollocks

A 'Posher' word/term for Testicles.
Oh Bollocks, I just whacked my leg.
by DrMystario January 19, 2022
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Bollocks

South of England

Shoes or Trainers

North of England
Balls, Cock
South of England - I have blue bollocks.
North of England - I have huge bollocks.
by Milly_Foshe July 12, 2023
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