Bollocks

A pair of people that make you feel sick and resemble male genitalia

Ezra and Gina are the bollocks of the group

by Finineeniegirl September 12, 2020

Bollocks

British equivalent of Bullshit

Mostly used when someone tells a lie or says something that is fake

Person 1: Holy shit dude I just lost my Virginity yesterday

Person 2: Oh shut up that’s a load of Bollocks

by EnglishMamba June 26, 2019

Bollocks

Funny word Oliver says when something goes wrong

Oh bollocks.

by 235349854357694598547545545445 May 4, 2020

Ballas Bollocks

When a young man is suffering from two aching shriveled raisin bollocks after a night in bed with Shirley Ballas.

“Sorry mate I would love to join you on the ride today but I have some serious Ballas bollocks, Shirley drained them all night.”

by Sequins11 January 7, 2025

Squirrel Bollocks

A 4 foot man with no hair

Squirrel bollocks is a right cunt

by Barlows Bean December 21, 2018

Baltic Bollocks

When the cold weather outside causes boys' testicles to shrivel up and become a lot smaller. A mans testicles usually dangle freely but cold weather causes them to become tighter and get closer to the body. Every boys' testicles shrivel up when they are cold.

The weather outside is causing Baltic bollocks.

by urban_finder January 29, 2019

Soppy Bollocks

Someone displaying the behaviour of a Matthew Leonard or a Kyle Willman

“What a soppy bollocks”

by dardyarty November 1, 2019