Austrian table tennis

A game where two or more people fill ten gallon containers with horse seman,pig seman,feces,Don Julio, red paint, marijuana honey mustard, toe nail clippings, cough syrup, cinnamon, luarys seasoned salt, methamphetamine, bublé sparkling water, period blood, urine, sweat, glass shards, contaminated Lake water, and bacon bits.The players then dump the mixture on a ping pong table with the Austrian flag painted on it. The players must then give each other rainbow kisses, and then whoever lasts the longest wins and must kill the other players with a luger pistol and wait till their body's begin to decay,then with the assistance of an unwilling third participant, munt the losing players while all of Graduation by Kanye West plays on JBL speakers specifically ten feet away from the body.

Me Anthony and David played some Austrian table tennis last week after we jumped at the community center.

by anonymous January 28, 2025

turtle tennis

Where you rip off your Turtles head and throw it back and forth with a friend.

Why did she want to play turtle tennis last night, it's gross!

by Moist Minge December 10, 2016

Tennis

A stupid sport where people spend a lot of money and their precious time just to hit neon yellow balls with sticks

Person 1: Why would anyone play tennis? All they do is hit a ball with a stick

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

tennis rage

an out-of-body experience of indescribable rage. this level 11 anger is normally first discovered when you actually play tennis for the first time and realize you actually suck at tennis.

I can’t believe he did that to me. Now every time I see him I get filled with tennis rage!

by olivanut July 13, 2025

tennis ball tits

A person (usually a woman) who has small boobs. But, the boobs are near-perfect spheres.

John: Dude check out that girl over there!
Gabe: Yeah dude, her boobs are perfectly baseball shaped! Small, but yet very round and curve perfectly!
John: Yeah, they’re almost like tennis balls.
Gabe: So THAT’S why she called “tennis ball tits”?

by S0lari0us June 9, 2023

Tennis

Adverb- Flamboyantly, but also in a Bad-ass manner

-"Dang look at that guy frolicking over there"
-"Oh dang. I ain't normally one for frolicking, but that man's making it work"
-"That's what we in the biz call 'Running Tennis'"

by SamJohnson April 1, 2022