Fill a bottle with a mixture of Xanax, morphine, and laxative pills. Give it a good shake, then pour out 3 pills. Wash them down with a glass of whiskey, then try to take a dump and whack-off before you pass out and shit yourself.
by Merkin Wrangler February 21, 2021
Get the Bedtime Roulettemug. It's russian roulette, but with six bullets in the chamber instead of just the one. Usually played as a last resort to get out of Swindon.
I'm so tired of Swindon that at this point I'd be willing to play Swindon roulette to leave as fast as possible.
by Tur1ng January 20, 2018
Get the swindon roulettemug. When you are having sex unprotected and keep switching back and forth between her ass and pussy until you cum in one of them
I was playing American roulette with my girlfriend the other day and shot into the wrong hole want to help me think of baby names?
by I like thighs September 29, 2019
Get the American roulettemug. A game similar to Russian Roulette, but involving a dictionary.
1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
1. A fully loaded gun is held to the player's head.
2. The player flips to a random page in the dictionary.
3. Look at the first definition on the page.
4. If the word has three or more vowels in it, the gun is fired.
"Let's play Webster's Roulette!"
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
"OK!"
*flip*
"The word is 'corncob'. You win this round."
*flip*
"The word is 'proboscis'."
*gunshot*
by bingo every thursday April 14, 2012
Get the Webster's Roulettemug. Pie Roulette: the act of eating the last pie at a 24 hour service station or a particularly dodgy 7/11. Usually said pie has been sitting there for an unknown period of time is a flavour that gets passed over on a regular basis (Veg Curry especially).
It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
It should be noted that 'pie roulette' generally only occurs in the early hours of the morning when drunken hunger overpower all forms of self preservation.
John: Are you really gonna eat that nasty looking pie?
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
Steve: Ya for sure! Why not?
John: It's 4am, it's the last one on the shelf AND it's a veg curry!
Steve: Pie Roulette my friend. What doesn't kill you...
John: ...usually succeeds the second time!
by supanover_ek_sez September 22, 2010
Get the Pie Roulettemug. Finger Roulette is a game you play whenever you are in a vehicle with terrible suspension and on pothole-riddled roads.
Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.
Each player takes turns digging in their nose trying to get a scrap of whatever they can find. A player loses when they hit a pothole hard enough to jam their finger up their nose or until someone gets a nosebleed.
"Dude, John lost Finger Roulette last night after he jammed his finger up his nose so hard he was knocked unconscious."
"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"
"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"
"Sure"
"Bro doesn't this game sound too dangerous to be playing?"
"Lmfao nah, wanna join?"
"Sure"
by IridEssence January 20, 2022
Get the Finger Roulettemug. <Wake up in the morning...>
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
"Wow, so hungover."
<Opens fridge.>
"Oh, God, what have I done?!? I don't have time for breakfast roulette! Whatever, f*** it!"
by herp derpy December 14, 2012
Get the Breakfast Roulettemug.