The crusty Kimberly dust that is found firmly impregnated in the salty nose residue that is blown out onto a Gibb River Road tissue.
"This Gibb River Pretzel is slightly different in both taste and texture to the Nullabor oysters that I'm used to!"
by Haniel Docking June 19, 2021
Joe: I can't believe you had sex with her while she had a yeast infection.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
Marc: I know, but I totally gave her a cheesy pretzel right after too.
by biggie fries May 11, 2014
A boring person in a group of friends. Kinda needed in some respects, but never the center of attention. Conclusion: don't be this person.
by SammySlimJim March 15, 2017
by Redshorts69 February 11, 2022
In storytelling or conversations: this phenomenon is when someone doesn't go straight to the point. Instead, they go over and over about various contexts, tangents, and details related (or completely unrelated) to the story, prolonging the journey to reach the ultimate conclusion or main point.
I asked him how he broke up with his ex, he started talking and he keep pretzeling for an hour. at the end turns out he cheated on her.
by DJ DETWEILER January 12, 2024
Friend 1: Oh my god I have so much work to do im going to kill myself.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
Friend 2: Don't say stuff like that.
Friend 1: Fine... I'm going to eat a pretzel.
Friend 2: Your missing the point.
by mtfort February 20, 2018
The wrapping up of a female and filling all of her all of her holes by three separate guys, and eventually covering her in your warm sticky sauce.
by Dick McTugNuts September 04, 2018