Max

A guy who can seem so completely perfect in every way. He will make you feel beautiful and amazing, and you'll want to give everything to him. He's also a total Ass-hat. He will tell you everything you want to hear, but he will lie to get what he wants, he will dump you out of nowhere, and flirt with your friends. Don't trust him.

Girl: Max told me he loved me last night!
Max's ex: Yeah, haha, I remember when he told me THAT lie.

by BrokenHeartedLiedTo February 19, 2011

Max

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.

I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.

by Ashley Joy May 20, 2007

Max

Max = Fail

Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"

I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max

by NFloor April 27, 2010

Max

He so smart and has a small dick he still ugly and a bitch

Max is amazing

by Underchilled September 10, 2018

Max

Max is gay thot who is a fuckboy and a player and likes cheating on people. He is usually depressed and gay. He is just a total fuckboy and player who is mean. If u know a max dint date him or it won’t end well.

Max is a gay twat

Hey look it’s max the fuckboy where’s all the girl oh yea there suckin his dick

by Aaccffllmmnnd May 19, 2018

Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Max

Max is so awesome. He likes BOYS and GIRLS and ANIME WOLF BOYS! Did i mention he’s so hot and funny?!?!?!

Guy 1: Is that Max?

Guy 2: WOAH! I thought that was a god for a second!!!!

or

Max: I WANT ANIME boobs! (or peepee) (i don’t mind)

by kooptitz October 10, 2020