Jimmy Hands

An individual, often a co-worker or your one perverted uncle, that sneaks up behind you and gives you a quick, friendly feel up and erogenous zone grope.

I was bent over handing an order out the drive thru and old Jimmy Hands groped my ball sack.

Uncle Carl

by Eaton Holgoode March 1, 2017

Hand Dolly

A slang term for a soothing hand gesture taking place around a penis, in which the penis is stroked quickly until ejaculation.

Also known as a handjob.

Hey have you seen Jonus and Michelle anywhere?

Yeah, they're in the back room. I wouldn't go back there though, she's giving him a quick hand dolly before we leave.

Yeah, I'll stay away from that.

by Sasha Collins July 15, 2011

hand slamming

Intense and at times, violent masturbation.

"OMG I walking into the house and caught my sister hand slamming herself, my eyes will never be the same again."

by Daikaiju February 22, 2015

ball hand

Act of putting hands down ones pant grabbing there genitals and slapping another person in the face

I just ball handed the shit outa that guy

by Pete April 29, 2004

Cheeto Hand

1. The crusty orange powder that ends up on any finger you use to shove Cheetos into your face

I had to lick off my Cheeto hand before my girl came over....

by Cephalo August 28, 2005

Hand of righteousness

The hand of justice or being morally right or Getting the shit slapped out of ya

Tr3c If you don’t shut the hell up your going to catch the Hand of righteousness

by Skull EnDOr October 26, 2017

hand cream

That infamous post jerk-off semen on your hand that you don't quite know what to do with.

Johnny- Hurry up in there Brandon, we have to go.
Brandon- Give me a break Johnny, I've got a fist full of hand cream in here and nowhere to wipe it! Jeez!

by The Ugly Barnacle February 27, 2015