God

An imaginary friend for retards!

Person A: Oh shit, i didn't study for my finals!!
Person B: Uh, Don't worry, "god" will help you!

Dumbass

by Daniel Wilson April 2, 2008

God

The concept of God is actually the first recorded case of Dyslexia. the original sentence read "Fear not for our bog will protect us and help us in times of war" Strange that no one noticed the backwards 'g'

In boggod we trust.

by Deraj2489 August 11, 2008

god

a huge spegetti monster that gave birth to a demon that made earth alot less safe

wow god the spgetti monster will kill us if he sees this

by Jordan speers January 14, 2008

God

An imaginary friend.

I sat in bed praying to God, but nothing happened.

by themanclaw March 20, 2010

God

The man who created us all. He now lives in heaven and watches over all of us, he loves everyone of us, and will always forgive us. Nothing he does is wrong, and people who believe in him will have eternal life. We pray to him for help in Time of need. Everything that happens is because of him and it's always for a reason. We will cherish him in heaven. In the name of the father son and holy spirit. I love you god.

God made us to follow his lead. God made sun so there would be light. God made Eyes so we could see. And god made lips so we could love and kiss.
FATHER ALMIGHTY

by Godismysavior June 15, 2011

God

god is an omnious power that most people in this world believe in. sure we use god a lot, like people blame him when they lose someone close to them, and they praise him when things go their way. but overall, people belive in him, no matter what religion, and even some that really dont have a certain faith. im not saying there is a god for sure and that all of you that dont believe in him are going to hell, but i wanted to say that he is an option

i am a child of god...

by mormon girl May 23, 2005

God

He created you and everything around you He is the father of Jesus

Thank God that I am living

by quagmire. November 13, 2004