Fools Gold

A partner who makes you think their gold when dating them initially but once you get in a relationship with them you realize they are just a fool.

My baby daddy seemed like a nice man when I met him I thought he was a prize like gold. Turns out he was a fool.... yup he is fools Gold

by Sheshelsp June 10, 2022

Fool Shui

Arranging a dirty or cluttered room to look clean and neat by hiding the mess.

My parents gave me a last minute call that they were going to stop by so I had to pull a little Fool Shui to make my apartment look good.

by clean&shaggy October 20, 2010

October Fools

On October 20th make somebody pissed about a small thing!

Person 1: “Stop flexing how rich you are!”

Person 2: “Nobody loves you”

“October Fools!”

by KyleEnvyKaren October 20, 2019

fool fizz

Microbrewed beer that is yellow, fizzy and flavorless. It mimics factory made beer you buy in cans and caters to people who are not accustomed to drinking craft brews. It allows those new to microbrewed beer to adjust their palatte to the stronger flavors of real beer.

That Yellowtail Pale Ale is fool fizz, you might as well drink Bud, it tastes the same and its cheaper.

by dokdive March 3, 2009

Fool's Gold

Urinating in your partner's asshole (can be done post-anal sex or just for kicks)

"I gave Charlene a wicked Fool's Gold last night, right after I blasted her ass."

by hotballz April 7, 2009

cuttin' the fool

To win a cuttin' heads duel against a vastly inferior opponent.

Against anyone, Clapton would be cuttin' the fool.

by clapton February 15, 2008

fool's errand

Screwing an ugly wife/husband/lover.

Man 1: Yo why you so down?
Man 2: I ran a fool's errand last night.
Man 1: Is she that ugly?
Man 2: Damn that bitch is ugly.

by Jackie Hussein October 10, 2003