cougar bits

the prey of the urban cougar (i.e. a mature woman who explores a predilection for younger men). typically a male in his late teens to mid 20's. synonym(s): bobcat

Paul: "Dude, Susie 30-something over there is totally looking at you like cougar bits."

Alex: "Well, I am pretty tasty. I HEART COUGARS!"

by Cashmoneyrolls June 9, 2007

Cougar Cub

A male or female(depending on sexuality) that enjoys cougars hunting on them or go out especially for cougars.

Jenni is cougar cub, she only dates older women.
Max loves cougars, he is a cougar cub.

by Squeaks6 August 7, 2012

Cougar tag

An intermediate drivers license or learners permit that allows a teen to legally drive a cougar around.

I just went to the DOL and picked up my cougar tag, now i have to pick up women twice my age to drive.

by tinny mctaptap January 28, 2009

cougar milf

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A two word phrase used to describe a smoking, sexy, hot, 30+ year old mother.

Cougar milfs are often found at little league baseball games, parks, groceries stores, and your local farmers market .. To list a few.

Hey Todd, she's a cougar milf!

*points to Todd's smoking, sexy, hot mother.

by elive May 29, 2017

acorn cougar

noun.

an older woman who only fuck men that look like little boys.

Meg likes to make we wear a bib before she acorn cougars me.

by B. Dang January 7, 2010

Rogue Cougar

This rogue cougar is a woman, who's sexual appetite and lust for men has no bounds. She is quick to single out her prey and make an attack. Many men don't realize what's happening until it's too late. And by then she's satisfied and has discarded her victim. She doesn't travel in a pack but instead hunts alone.

Mike: Hey man where'd you go last night? You disappeared.

Dave: I don't know man! I was talking to this cougar and the next thing I know I woke up at her house.

Mike: Dude! I think you got mauled by a rogue cougar.

by ChuckD_USMC October 20, 2010

cougar con

When a group of middle-age women road trip to a city where they act half their age...specifically at the club.

Hey Bitches, this year Cougar Con 2016 is gonna be in Charleston...clear your schedule and double-down on Spanx.

by Emcata June 24, 2016