Benjamin Button

When you fuck a girl the first night you meet her and then each subsequent night she regresses to smaller degrees of sexual contact.

Hey, are you still fucking that blonde?
Nah, I got Benjamin Buttoned...she'll only let me spoon her.

by MTeasy October 26, 2011

Benjamin Tuch

Super hot guy Who gets all the girls he wants he’s definitely not a depressed guy who is making this to make their self-esteem to go up and not kill them self

Benjamin Tuch is hot

by I hate gaiys October 30, 2020

Benjamin Allbright

The literal definition of a queer

Dude stop being a Benjamin Allbright

by Bigdick41 September 10, 2019

burning the Benjamins

wasting money

Dude's burning the Benjamins, just got a $300 pair of Jordans that're just gonna sit in his closet.

by RootMeanSquare October 23, 2019

Benjamin buttoned

Starting a relationship in reverse.

We Benjamin buttoned this relationship, you met my dad first and then hooked up a week before we went on our first date.

by Bonoz June 30, 2018

Benjamin Johnson

Code term for a blow job

Him ‘Is Benjamin visiting tonight?’
Her, whilst getting the kids ready for bed ‘yes, Benjamin Johnson will pop over after you’ve had a shower’

by Spunky McSemen March 18, 2019

Dirty Benjamin

When Literally is everything going wrong but you manage to get away without a Scratch because you’ve thrown someone else under the bus

I accidentally tripped over the bride at her own wedding and she fell into the cake!! Fortunately I pulled a “Dirty Benjamin” and blamed it on the weird kid next to me!!

by AstarothnR June 15, 2020