bark buster

Another name for a 2 litre bottle of cider. Seems to have originated in Northern Ireland. Usually drunk by underage drinkers who can't afford anything else to drink.

I managed to scrounge £2 of my ma for a bark buster tonight. I'm gonna drink myself unconscious.

by Whowantspeas November 4, 2018

Bark Dum

A Bark Dum is a self-centered, edgy teenager, likely a know-it-all. Often maintains a snarky or bitter attitude.

Bark Dum

you have like
a roll20 thing
and i can't be arsed to not message you directly

McDiamond
I do have a roll20 thing, yes

Bark Dum
oh you just burst online
i didn't expect a reply until hours later

McDiamond

Im sneaky like that ;)

Bark Dum
okay so
i might be willing to either be a player or a dm
depending on a few questions

McDiamond
Ok, go ahead

Bark Dum
how strict are your rules on encumberance, character needs, etc?
for example a man cannot live two weeks without food, but i am able to suspend my disbelief because that's how games work
i could've worded that better
hopefully you get what i tried to say

McDiamond
Yeah sure, I can too. Personally i dont really care about encumbrance unless its obvious things like putting an elephant in your pocket

Bark Dum
like
food
do you make characters need food?
or is it like
a little flavor thing
to boost muh imershunz

McDiamond

Food is like, whatever, flavor in my opinion
Im not the dm though

Bark Dum
i thought you were?
or are you going to be one of the players
and you're hoping volunteer dms will come

McDiamond
Nope, I arranged a roll20 page to get a group to play with and a dm... we HAVE a dm, but its not me.

Bark Dum
Ah
I assume they share similar opinions on those topics

by McDiamond August 23, 2017

Bark Fart

When your fart is so loud, startling, and sudden that it causes your dog to bark.

The dogs barking again. When I left the room Did Lauren have a bark fart?

by e742df March 21, 2021

barking tree frog

Code word for an audible fart in a public place.

Person 1: *Farts* Man did you hear that barking tree frog?
Person 2: You’re nasty.

by Hughe G. Rection September 11, 2023

Scraping the Bark

too much teeth used while giving a bj

"she was givin me a bj and she bit me a little too much... she wound up scraping the bark!"

PAIN!
Ladies, just be careful!
If you must, practice in private on a Popsicle stick or somethin...

by apples2apples March 28, 2009

doggie bark

A doggie park that has many barking dogs.

We went to a doggie bark today. Man, was it annoying.

by Ereck Flowers July 1, 2016

Bark

If someone barks at you it would mean that they are most likely obsessed with you or like you majorly.

"BARK BARK BARK"
"uhm"

by thatperson🫶 June 21, 2023