albert

i like to touch myself inappropriately to anime

i would hate to be an albert!

by jinjerboi November 22, 2021

Cold Albert

1) Poop on plate
2) Stick poopy plate in freezer
3) Wait several hours
4) Put frozen poop back in poop shoot
5) Poop out frozen poop on partner
6) Repeat

Endless fun

Cold alberts are great fun for the family

by Cold albie April 1, 2013

Albert

Liz's property

Albert belongs to lizi

by Assxrack April 23, 2022

Albert Boorla

A boorish vax nazi screwing everybody up the ass with poison vaccines

Albert Boorla make over 24 million dollars in stock options during the plandemic

by D Flawless March 18, 2022

Albert

Albert of Arseholes, collective noun arsehole
From Day in the Life Beatles, '...how many holes it takes to fill the Albert Hall'. Apparently John Lennon referenced the number of seats in the Hall (4000), hence bums on seats.

"That's a proper Albert of Arseholes" (with reference to a group of pissed lads maybe)

by Googoomuck February 10, 2020

Albert

A teacher's pet. Does his homework the day he gets them and goes and asks the teacher the next day on how to make it better. He is a joke between his friends and they all make fun of him and how smart he is.

Shut the fuck up Albert

by Ziz123 December 7, 2018

Albert Jackson C.

Just a straight chub chaser.

Its an Albert Jackson C.! He must be chasing the chubbsters.

by AlbertMichealGrantTyler March 14, 2019