noob kid

A kid that is unsmart, also defined as noob.

Jane: I got 0 for my assessment T-T
Mike: such a noob kid.

by thousandguy June 19, 2022

Floppy Kid

The inability to get an erection.

I know I’m getting old, this morning I had a floppy kid.

She knew I wasn’t turned on when she looked down my pants and I had a floppy kid.

by Sambiase February 16, 2018

Cringe Kid

A childlike human that inhabits the internet. They distribute cringe content and make their own. They're usually easy to spot as they're not well liked and make fun of others. Warning: they often have a small posse and might attack on site.
Much like an internet troll but obsessed with bad content.

ChatRoom
stoolfree: *links video of bad recorder playing*

me: Such a Cringe Kid.
stoolfree: doo u even no wut art iz?

by InternetBookmark February 19, 2017

Leash Kid

A child, generally of a young age (but not limited to) which is fitted with a harness with a leash attached to it. It is used so the parent then can control the movability of the child. Leash kids are seen in many shapes and sizes, ranging from little children that run a muck to fat ones that destroy things.

Little girl: "Look at that kid mum, his on a leash"
Mum: "Shhhh, stop staring at the leash kid"

by score22 June 13, 2008

kids bop

the stupediest cd series ever. it has ruined some really good songs and making bad songs worse. its just another marketing scheme aimed at kids

person 1:my kid just got kids bop.
person2:why did you buy it for them

by kidsbophater August 04, 2004

Hallway Kid

A person who goes on habbo hotel every day, (an online hangout, much like yoville, only less explicit and more to do). Just to go to a public room named "The Hallway" These kids usually have no friends, and steal pictures from "scene kids". They usually talk pixelated bs, which entails talking about how you have no life, when in reality they're the ones who are on a pixelated box of a hotel 24/7. They all fight to be the most popular kid in the hallway. (Having the most online friends, and being liked the most, and spending the most of their life on habbo.) The most "original" hallway kids will have a username consisting of one word, for example: Definition, Example, Word, Tags, or something along those lines. The normal people that get on would have usernames like Username742 or -=Username=- Usually the hallway kids will make fun of people with these types of usernames. They talk like they haven't had an education, and they try to be leet. All they accomplish doing, is looking completely rediculous. Also, some of them skip school to be on this thing. Yeah. Oh and have I mentioned their all either, under 14 years old, do some type of drug, or are in college with nothing better to do than talk to 12 year olds?

Hallway Kid 1: h4y h0w r u 2day qt
Hallway Kid 2: o i am fyn just tryin 2 yell at these n00bs with their lam3 habbo namez
Hallway Kid 1: o m g u r s0 c0ol!11one! go look @ my new myspace pix
Hallway Kid 2: that lookz f4ke..

by Hallway Kid!!1one October 18, 2008

Weird kid

A kid who doesn't care much about how others view them, simply being themselves even when this is socially unattuned. Everyone knew a weird kid when they were a kid, and sometimes the weird kid was bullied or whatever, but many times they had plenty of friends and weren't a target of bullying. Most weird kids will become more normal over time, which is just a sign of maturity than it is a fundamental difference. Usually weird kids will also do stupid shit for fun which can make them pretty fun to have as friends, you get to watch them do stupid shit from a distance and they won't hold back from it.

It's respectable to an extent. Not many people can act in a way that doesn't harm anyone yet makes you uncomfortable, yet the weird kid does that with full confidence.

When I was in elementary school we had this weird kid who used to dress up like a giraffe everyday and I always wondered where he is now

by dextromethorphan March 14, 2022