shut your noise

A humorous way to tell someone to shut up, first used by a certain teacher at Clayton High School.

Mr. P: "SHUT! YOUR! NOISE!"
Everyone else shuts up, laughing quietly.

by TheLostDude December 3, 2004

Sad pog noises

The part where something is so sad that the pog noises become sad

Minehut got shut down

Me: *Sad pog noises*

by Reassembly August 22, 2020

Uber Noise Bot

Billy Mays, for one; Hillary for another. Mays is that bearded, screaming goatse on TV selling every kind of household crap from mops to mousetraps 24/7 on 500 channels. They both need major STFU deprogramming.

"WTF is that horrible sound in your crib?"
"One of the Uber Noise Bots on TV."
"JFC, I thought someone got tazed."

by ChazR April 24, 2008

making animal noises

The act of boning, fucking, having sex, doing the business, pounding, bumping uglies, making babies, ect. Used by Ricky Bobby in the movie Talladega Nights.

Ricky : Are we about to get it on?
Girl : Yeh (Makes a growling noise)
Ricky : Nobody look, were about to start making animal noises!

by south5192 December 2, 2009

Head noises

Mad

She's got head noises

by Scales skillicorn February 9, 2018

Gripe Noise

When a man lubes up his fist, and shoves it his ass, and when he pulls his arm out, it makes a squishy, queefy, noise, known as the gripe noise.

"Holy crap, my dad is griping himself, and it made a gripe noise." said Charlie

I bet Saddam Hussein gets sad and makes a gripe noise all the time.

by Vince Sampson May 16, 2006

Fuck That Dutch Noise!

(N.) An Adult Swim Catchphrase that signals that the ACTION portion of the show is about to come up. It's also really funny to say to people who don't know the original setup. (some Dutch poem/quote about some noise or something.)

Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise! Fuck That Dutch Noise!

by G-Union December 9, 2003