Baltimore Zoo

Describing all the animals (people that act like animals) that live the city of Baltimore, Maryland.

Its going to be wild night in the Baltimore Zoo if the Ravens win the Super Bowel!

All the animals were out tonight in the Baltimore Zoo tonight!!

by sammgirl May 19, 2014

ross park zoo stare

A phrase unique to the Binghamton New York area, meaning to stare at someone with awe, horror, and fascination, all at the same time.

"Don't look at me with that Ross Park Zoo Stare"

by HalfBlaked97 January 31, 2020

Dude Zoo

When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)

Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.

by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

Morbid Zoo

It's like a zoo, right? But it's full of morbid shit. Mmmm, so much morbid ... so much shit. So much zoo! And yet, it fucks. The Morbid Zoo fucks - hard.

Of course I let him fuck me, he likes the Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

It's Morbidzooin' Time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

Zoo Goo

Furry Ejaculation

After all that yiffing i had to shoot my Zoo Goo.

by zoogoo February 10, 2021

Zoo Keeper

If this is a simulation, zookeepers are the agents in the matrix. They keep you in a cage, complacent with the scraps you're given, deterring you from discovering your true self.

Zoo keepers are keeping us wrapped up in the matrix.

by Darwin800 August 16, 2024