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real-fake

A real-fake is anything that is fundamentally fake, but is still treated legitimately real in certain contexts. Real-fakes are different from knock-offs, which approximate the real thing, but never claim to actually be the real thing.
These bootleg Wayfarers aren't knockoffs, they're real-fakes because they have the Ray-Ban logo on them and they are cosmetically similar to genuine Ray-Bans, so that the glasses appear real.

My girlfriend and I got real-fake married to qualify for better financial aid. In principle and on paper, our marriage is real, but in practice we're still just dating.

In college, I lived with 14 of my friends in a single house. We jokingly decided to make it a real-fake fraternity and hang letters over the balcony, but the experience was almost like living in a real one.
by dsveddy September 27, 2018
mugGet the real-fakemug.

Real Bitch

An easy-going, classy female that does the right thing no matter what and doesn't care what anyone thinks about that!
"Whip me, beat me, call me Edna... and a Bitch... like it's an insult.... I don't care! I got everything I want and need, Glory Be To God!"

(cloud of dust and turnt up asphalt)

~REAL Bitch
by Blesss u! You can't stop me. October 12, 2013
mugGet the Real Bitchmug.

The Real World

War is immanent. Crime is wide spread. Corruption is law. And money is power. That's just how it all works, as human beings are consumed by there own greed, the world changes along with them. Those who try to call for a change are always struck down by the sword we have come to know as the government. Then again, the majority elect those in government. So it's safe to conclude that those we elect are only elected because we think they will benifit us, but the selfish way we think makes us only think of the benefits of one and not the many. With this type of power looming over us, it's only a matter of time before national calamaty grips this pathetic country.
In the real world, there are no heroes. Only those who benifit the majority,those who benifit from the majority, and those who are layed down by the majority.
by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010
mugGet the The Real Worldmug.

Real Zelda

A three heart run of any Zelda game. May also include other hinderances such as no sword upgrades or additional bottles.
Man, I just got done beating Real Zelda. That was tough work.
by synema March 21, 2009
mugGet the Real Zeldamug.

real world

A stupid, boring, pointless program on mtv that is on tv all fucking day.
I turned on my tv this morning and the real world was on. I turned on my tv 7 hours later and the real world was still on. I turned on my tv 23 hours later and the real world was still on. I shoot my tv.
by Don't Say a Word October 2, 2003
mugGet the real worldmug.

Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.
Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.
by xToadlordx September 2, 2009
mugGet the Don't Realmug.

funning on the real

I am not qualified to define this term, and you are not qualified to understand it.
Her refined mockery of the socio-psycho underpinnings of society stood as an exemplar of what funning on the real is all about.
by Nayest June 22, 2008
mugGet the funning on the realmug.

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