Bird in the Tent

A ‘Bird in the Tent’ is a lame excuse used by a male (typically a teenage boy) while ‘Choking their Chicken’ on camp.

Supervisor: Why was your tent shaking so much last night?
Camper: Oh, uh there was a Bird in the Tent.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass March 3, 2023

Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.

“Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”

by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022

titillating tenting

Closing the openings to your tent at a campsite before lovemaking.

The couple was titillating tenting at SC's only national park at night-Congaree.

by Coop Dupe April 26, 2017

Tenting Out

Its like "Camping Out" but you don't spend very much time inside the tent because there is too many people to fit in. Basically just turns into an all nighter with your mates around the tent.

Person 1: Are we going camping out?
Person 2: No. its tenting out
Why?
Person 2: Because there is no space
Person 1: What?

by The Mad Twatter May 18, 2015

Mississippi camp tent

After your partner squints on your balls you then proceed to hang them over her eyes stretching you bahg down to her lips therfore pitching your Mississippi camp tent

Hey bro, my girlfriend squirted on my balls. So I gave her an Mississippi camp tent

by Ecotectheworld April 9, 2024

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

tent in pants

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).

He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.

by GayShell January 13, 2024