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That Vegan Teacher

by Aritox YT March 22, 2022
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Teacher Hopping

Switching from class A to class B because you hear others saying how big of a bitch the teacher of class A is.
Bob: "Are you taking honors English this year?"
Tom: "Hell no man I heard the teacher wasa reall cunt waffle so I switched to AP"
Bob: "So you were teacher hopping?"
Tom: "What the hell is that?"
Bob: "look it up on urban dictionary you cock-knocking motherfucker!"
Tom: "You know what Bob fuck you! All I ever do for you is give give give!

Bob: "Oh I'm sorry, all you do is give? When's the last time you've given me a blowjob then Tom? Huh?"
Tom: "You don't fucking deserve blowjobs bob! You don't even look me in the eye in bed anymore! Are you not attracted to me anymore is that it?!
Bob: "I..
Tom: "you what? What are you bob?"
Bob:"Tom I'm pregnant..."
by Leminader September 5, 2015
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Devil teacher

When your teacher acts like the lord of the underealm and makes your school year a living hell, and everyone calls the teacher that because they all think she should be fired for being so mean.
Omg, my math teacher is such a devil teacher, that is why everyone hates the math teacher
by Cocosharky75 June 4, 2016
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teacher despiser

person who doesent care if teacher tell them to do something
and go by theyre own way when confronted by one
teacher:open your book right now
teacher despiser:i choose not to
by punk kid from the block June 10, 2011
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Teacher Hunting

1. When a group of students search the nearby Walmart’s and gas stations for teachers buying/smoking drugs.
2. When a group of students use the way back machine to look at party photos of their teachers from 2008, the pictures are usually found on old Facebook and Instagram pages and contain explicit content.
Person1; “hey did you see that Michael went teacher hunting and found a photo of ms. Smith in a wet teeshirt contest”
Person2; “no way it tops the time we saw mr Williams buying coke in the parking lot of the TJ Max
by Southparksuperfan319 March 13, 2022
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Bald Teacher

A Bald Teacher that is fucking annoying. He gets on your nerves every time you see him. And every time you’re in his class, you can’t wait for it to end. Every time you see him, you’re eyes bleed. You wish he was fired. Every time you are having a good day, he ruins it. You hate him with all your guts and hope you can slap the shit out of him every time you see him. He is probably a teacher for Language Arts. Mostly all teacher is language arts is fucking annoying, how the Bald Teacher just makes you mad just thinking about him.
Henry-“Oh god I hate that teacher so much! I just wish I knew what to call him.”
Gavin-“I know exactly what to call him, Bald Teacher”
Henry-“ You’re right! I just wanna slap the shit out of him.”
by sra. cara de rata February 5, 2020
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Teacher's pet

Some dickhead who always snitches you to the teacher
I swear man, I got bad grades because Danny in our group was the teacher's pet
by No_Quarter_for_them May 6, 2020
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