tristan spiesky

Some Nazi that thinks he’s cool. Makes frequent ‘Your Mom Jokes’ and talks about burning Jews.

Hey, have you seen that new kid? Yea, he’s a Tristan Spiesky

by joIJD December 11, 2018

Tristan

The big sloppy oversized usually funny person in the friend group gets “roasted” bad on occasion

Damn Tristan is a sloppy fellow I would say

by FPLM November 20, 2021

tristan jerome

Tristan Jerome is a smart person, he love dogs, he is supportive person. When he's mad, he's kinda creepy.

Some of the Tristan's that I know aren't straight.

Girl1: Do you want to meet Tristan Jerome?

Girl2: Yeah, I would like to meet him. He's like us, that's why I wanted to be friend with him.

by MILLIE_RAPH December 4, 2020

tristan

biggest dick in history

yo that guy had a dick the size of a tristan!!!

by anonymous November 25, 2021

Tristan

he’s the best boyfriend ever and tbh that’s all i would have to say for you guys to know how amazing but i’ll list. he’s FINE ASH, smart when he wants to be, FUNNY, caring, sweet, and knows how to treat his girlfriend. he’s the best boyfriend ever.

dang i love my boyfriend tristan

by bear5801 November 25, 2018

Tristan (male)

Tristans are loud, annoying males who are often gay for the following people:
Jeff
Bob
John
Ryan
Mike

Caleb

I hope i'll never become a Tristan (male)

by Ryan the catlover November 29, 2020

Tristan

no teeth looking ass

Dentist: Wow no teeth, must be a Tristan

by niggardly mcniggarson June 17, 2019