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Son of Torgo

Mythical son of legendary villain Torgo. Following Torgo's release from the Master's employ, he set out to find true love by innocuously and randomly touching and air-groping women across the United States. After finally finding love from an unknown woman; Son of Torgo was born thus deciding the world's fate. If you hear an eerie musical theme shortly followed by a furry man with unusually large thighs please stay calm, the Son of Torgo responds primarily to motion.
"Hey check out that walk, now that guy is a real son of Torgo."
"Hey don't be a son of Torgo dude..."
"That's no moon, it's a son of Torgo."
by DictionarianEurope December 9, 2008
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Torontools

n. Douchebags that get to go to Toronto Film Festival while I sit at my desk playing Snood. FUCK!
Where is everyone in Hollywood today brah?

The Torontools are all up north sucking the collective dick of the indie world.
by Bee2theGee September 11, 2009
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Toronto Tootsie Roll

Whilst making passionate butt sex with any partner, the man will retract his penis out of the rectum at the point of climax, where he will ejaculate in his partner's mouth, for a disgusting, horrible cocktail of semen, fecal matter, and bloody asshole residue.
Dude, I gave Trudy a Toronto Tootsie Roll last night, she loved it.

I was watching gay porn and saw Brandon St. Randy deliver a glorious Toronto Tootsie Roll to his unsuspecting partner!
by chestersmokington October 24, 2010
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toronto cream egg

When a man goes out into the cold with two other male friends and hires a prostitute. They then proceed to furiously masturbate into the prostitute's anus. Once everyone has ejaculated, one guy licks all the semen out of her sphincter and spits it into her face.
-toronto cream eggs are delicious!
by ieat TURTLES March 22, 2011
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saco de toro

An actual scrotum of the king of the range. It came from a proud, virile beast and at one time contained the seeds of life and the future of the herd. Bullies have weathered the heat of summers and the cold winds of winters. The scars and blemishes on the "Bullie" are indicative of the hardships endured by the beast. You can be assured that there are no two "Bullies" alike. They are as distinctive as fingerprints and come in different colors, sizes, shapes, and textures.
"Dude, you need to clean the gouche part of your saco de toro!"
by Gouche with an O not an A January 25, 2008
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Perseus of Toronto

A term describing a situation where you know exactly what you want and are serious about getting it. Lists of conditions may be provided.
A: "Are you serious?"
B: "Like Perseus of Toronto"

"I must stress again that this is for a SERIOUS, long term relationship. Not some 'fling' as though I were a boy toy to be tossed aside. I am Perseus of Toronto"
by Torontonians March 7, 2009
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Torio

An asian girl who's family is from the philipines, she hates posers, and unoriginal people!!!some time she's a hypocrite, and swears alot!But is also a very good friend , she likes screamo music and anime.Get's rashes easily and has skin diseases.
Jessica was up all night watching anime....she is such a Torio

Sakura's family is from the philipines she is a Torio.
by shakakan August 3, 2007
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