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bob

When you tryin to say "bb" but it auto corrects it to bob. 😤
by CJSS September 18, 2016
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Bob

1. Another word for crap
2. A shorter word for boob
3. A crappy kids tv show main character name
bob
by bruh was taken June 2, 2020
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bob

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"
charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!

OR

charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-
by ben's mop October 16, 2020
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Bob

A fat slob, who likes to watch onision, and who jerks off to little kids on tik tok. They are complete assholes who are nasty little shits.
Tik tok fetus’s: *shows stomach*

Bob: *FaPs*
by Crippled and depressed March 29, 2019
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Bob

Literally a human variable, if someone isn't telling a true story, they use his name or Jimmy for a character.
Then Bob said "why would i do that?"
by Negroratory mammal September 27, 2019
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Bob

Verb, An acronym for "boulder on balls", the funny emotional state of a guy when friendzoned or ditched by a girl or a dream.
Gosh! David got bobbed bad by flora last night. Must have been so embarrassing.
by Hoaxy963 October 31, 2017
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Bob

A fat guy who usually has glasses and is bald.Only eats pickles and lives with his mom in her
basement.
Hey man bob was at my house yesterday. As soon as he came in my house he made the biggest dent in my floor . Hey man got to go to the store and buy more pickles.
by Patrica Gurkins April 23, 2017
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