Shuffle fingers

When you are shuffling through songs on your iPod and can't stop, so you end up skipping every song because you have lost control of your fingers.

Matt: *shuffling songs*

Josh: Dude, you've been shuffling for a while now..

Matt: *un-responsive, eyes have glazed over, continues shuffling*

Josh: FUCK, SHUFFLE FINGERS!!

by mattcrawford July 23, 2011

cop these fingers

its just another way of saying 'Give me a High Five'

'hey michael cop these fingers'

'stop stalking me freak'
'but u gotta cop these fingers tho'
'Darren, i will get the police involved.'
'its really not that hard michael just cop these fingers'

by opatolive January 30, 2022

Tinder finger

A particularly malignant form of carpal tunnel which can manifest after a prolonged bout of swiping to the right when using the popular dating app, Tinder.

"Are you coming out tonight mate?"

"Sorry bro, no can do. I spent all night trying to pick up a bit of skirt and now I've got really bad Tinder finger"

by SpunkyMcGiblets January 18, 2015

tinkle fingers

(n) person who refuses to wash their hands after using the bathroom

More people would probably try Lupita's casserole if she wasn't a notorious tinkle fingers.

by f'd October 06, 2011

kroger finger

The smell of your fingers after cleaning out the from under cheese.

Don't shake my hand. I just finished cleaning up down under. I have the Kroger finger.

by Chabio December 14, 2014

Lemon Finger

When Don Lemon shoves his hand down his pants swirls his fingers around his junk and then wipes it on your mustache

Damn man quit touching your balls and wiping it in my face, you have a lemon finger!

by Shadeyguy1A August 14, 2019

Finger pow

Aggressively inserting one or more digits repeatedly into a vaginal canal (with permission). Upon completion one removes the digits and forms the hand into the shape of a revolver, shooting it into the air while yelling "pow, pow" and then blowing the smoke from the barrel.

Sniffing afterwards is optional, but appropriate and highly encouraged.

Those college girls love my finger pow skills.

by TheOneWhoLaughsLast November 21, 2015