Cocking Stage

When you're not dating yet but you've already given them the cock that's the cocking stage.

"are you seeing that guy?"
"Not seriously. We're in the cocking stage."

by anonymous February 1, 2024

Alvins Stage Manager

A female who falls deeply in love with a man who resembles a chipmunk. She takes on the persona of being in charge of him like a manager.

Have you heard? Carol hasn’t been at any of the group hangouts lately after clocking in as Alvins stage manager.

by cheaters gotta go December 18, 2022

3 stages of life

Stage one: Birth

Stage two: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
Stage three: Death

3 stages of life

by ANUSBOI6869 July 12, 2017

daddy stage

The point in a mans life in which he has kids and just lets go of physical appearance. Belly gets bigger, arms get floppy.

That Daddy stage got the best of Chris, I don't even recognize him anymore with that beer belly.

by Cvera July 14, 2017

Two stage shit

This happens when you go for a poo, afterwards when all the solids have ejected and you get ready to wipe your bottom another turd starts coming out and forces you to have a two sage poo.

(Dad) OMG have you blocked the toilet again?

(Son) sorry but I had to do a two stage shit.

by Mathmoss November 8, 2018

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018

Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass. When you both fart at the same time during anal sex

The anal sex was so extra we played the two stage flute.
I will wife a girl that plays the two stage flute with me!

by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 25, 2018