Golden wedding

''She wanted a ring, so I gave her a golden wedding."
by Ty2p July 08, 2016
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nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.
It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding
by tehemonster May 23, 2011
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Smith & Wedding

Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child
Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited
by ChuckZilla78 March 18, 2024
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Rifle Wedding

A sudden or hurried marriage because a family member, especially grandparent is on their deathbed.
The doctors said that grandma only had a year left to live, so we had a rifle wedding while she was still alive.
by The Real Nerdbomber September 20, 2022
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MONTANA WEDDING

(a) When you and your brother or sister go to a wedding and double team a bridesmaid/groomsman

(b) Double teaming with your brother or sister
You see that girl over there? Let's take her to a MONTANA WEDDING.
by nff1987 March 16, 2016
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hillbilly wedding

When one marries there sister or brother or mother or father. At a golden corral
Damn that was a hillBilly wedding ain't they brothers and sister.
by Uncledaddy6905 July 03, 2024
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