Triple Bypass

A triple bypass is when someone is eating ass and burps into the asshole of which they are eating, and then said asshole farts it back out
I shouldn’t have eaten all of those wings last night. I accidentally gave my girl a triple bypass.
by sherwinre April 20, 2019
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Triple Salami

During heterosexual intercourse, the male penis enters the anal cavity, the oral cavity, and vagina, in that order and all in under 1 minute.
Kenny: "Things got wild last night"
Matt: "What happened?"
Kenny: "Well, I took her back to my place and we had a triple salami on my video game chair"
Matt: "A triple salami!? Jeepers Creepers!"
Kenny: I know! I can't believe I did it in less than a minute. I started stomping around chanting "Triple Salami" with my fist in the air. I didn't even finish having sex after that.
Matt: Do you think you'll see her again?
Kenny: I hope so. She likes what I like.
by Alfalfa Male July 30, 2011
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Triple Down

An escalated version of the popular phrase "double down". To double down is to take further risk or stay committed to a goal, value, cause or sentiment even when things aren't going your way - "re-doubling" your efforts. To triple down is to double down even further where more evidence or risk is presented against your efforts yet you are still stead-fast in your ways.
Joe had already lost all of his invested money, then he lost all of his invested assets in the company but he then decided to triple down and bet his own soul on the rising of the company's value.
by Dicktionator April 14, 2023
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Triple Spike

A triple spike is a almost frame perfect jump in the popular 2013 game "Geometry Dash", it is also a certain way of honouring a dead #1 player by the name of "Michigun"
"The triple spike reminds me of Michigun..." Or "The triple spike in this level is so annoying"
by TheRealSMG5yt February 21, 2023
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Triple Coned

Getting it in all orifices
Man , they just got triple coned
by EstelleD October 04, 2018
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Triple Cuntbagger

1) A person of such transcendent cuntitude, that a single or even doubling of the root word is insufficient.

2) Three generations of cuntbaggers.
1) That triple cuntbagger is parked across three spaces!

2) "You know Stalin, right? I heard that guy was a triple cuntbagger. Never even made an appearance at the Christmas Office Party. "
by Bruised Labia December 25, 2014
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Triple Facts

When something is three times the facts, no cap.
Bro, that chick's got a fatass.

Yo, that's triple facts.
by sir leton March 04, 2022
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