Suicidal procrastination

This is when you’re depressed and you have things to do but you dont really care anymore, so you say things like “fuck this ill just unalive later anyways”

Example of suicidal procrastination
Friend 1: “man im missing like 5 assignments in this class, hows yours going?”

Friend 2: “im missing most of them but i dont really care cuz ima kms later anyways”

Friend 2: “you good bro?”

by Recarma69 April 30, 2023

Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.

It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).

by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023

procrastinate

delay or postpone action put off doing something.

it won't be long so don't procrastinate

by jchqjshwdg14141 January 6, 2023

Procrastinating

When your working very hard on something your trying to achieve!

I am procrastinating on my beautiful portrait of my handsome and very amazing boyfriend

by S_Handsome July 11, 2023

Procrastination

Procrastination is the act of not doing something you're supposed to do. It is what I am doing right now.

I should be doing homework but procrastination is better.

by balistah August 20, 2023

Procrastinator

Someone who will do anything else just so they don't have to a certain thing. One might refer to them as last minute Larry.

Sam: "You should really work on your paleo project Ethan it takes a lot of time and work."
Ethan: "Fuck it, I'll get hammered and do it tomorrow night and pull something out of my ass cause I'm a professional procrastinator."

by LastMinuteLarry November 28, 2021

Procrastinating

When your sounding out the vowels into a rhythmic song and you're a week behind on chemistry.

My boyfriend: Are you procrastinating?
Me: aaa aa aa aa ee ee ee ee ii i iii ii oo oo oo o uu uu uuu uu

by Leems19 November 19, 2020