by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023
Get the plank mug.Teammate 1: That guy lost the ball as soon as we passed it to him wtf
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
Teammate 2: Yea don't pass to that wooden plank again
by Radiotrophic Gint April 30, 2024
Get the Wooden Plank mug.When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.
"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"
by Trollbert June 29, 2022
Get the jizz plank mug.by mm 9 September 22, 2025
Get the argh walk the plank you scallywag yo-ho let's go sail the seven seas mug.JIZ-PLANK is a person who participates in podcasts ( an audio or video program distributed online) but will always sell-out the podcast host, without notice. Usually, the Jiz-Plank is motivated by the desire to kiss up to bullshit celebrities. JIZ-PLANKS lack integrity and are willing to fuck over their own family for a chance to kiss a celebrity's anus cavity.
"Hey Elizabeth, what have you been up to? Are you still Jiz-Plank-ing whenever you get a chance?" "Oh yeah... I love selling friends down the river. Especially if it means I get a chance to eat out Ryan Reynolds' stanky anus cavity. "
"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
"That's great, Elizabeth but it seems like you suck and should go eat a bag of dicks!"
by CHINA STUMP October 12, 2025
Get the JIZ-PLANK mug.The smallest celebrity that can be imagined by the human mind. Based on scientific terms such as "Plank Length" and "Plank Time" for smallest units for length and time respectively
by Chemical potato December 6, 2025
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