Max

Any girl who looks like a guy or wants to become a guy. After the character in the L Word.

I can't believe that girl is hanging out with Max.
She used to be so girly now, she's a Max.

by Ashley Joy May 20, 2007

Max

Max = Fail

Boy 1 - "That hot girl I slept with totally had a cock"
Boy 2 - "MAX!!!"

I Maxed lastnight
Im Maxing out everywhere
Your face is such a Max

by NFloor April 27, 2010

The Max

The baddest mother fucker i've ever seen. he's a hit man for KAOS. He also works with every US government group like CIA, NSA, FBI, US Marshals, etc. He also works with other countries like Colombia, England, Germany, etc. Don't mess with this guy. "You give me shit, I give you a bullet." - The Max

The Max is the baddest mother fucker i've ever seen

by Deep Throat 06 August 30, 2008

Max

Unintellectual, uninspiring, and has an extreme lack of tactical class on Football Manager

You have similair levels of class to Max

by Riggerbogger charles November 18, 2019

Max

Max was a name given to pathetic Roman soldiers during the great Fuckening. The name is meant to symbolize and is defined by the words “broken penis”. Someone named max often has a penis broken at a 90 degree angle. They are also very special. Very.

yoooo that tree looks like Max’s dick, broken at a 90 degree angle

by Sucuficater May 31, 2019

Max

He so smart and has a small dick he still ugly and a bitch

Max is amazing

by Underchilled September 10, 2018

Max

Max is a person known as a unshaped blob of fat plus a virgin too. He tries so hard to accomplish things in his life time but never succeeds, the only thing he’s successful in is eating 6 pounds a food every day and masturbate to girls or guys he wishes he had.

Damn max why you so fat ?

by John tepu June 17, 2020