Kevin

Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly

Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin

by Nice girl that likes tomatoes April 27, 2019

Kevin

A Kevin is a gift to this world, a guy who everyone needs in his life. A girl whose with him automatically becomes the luckiest person in the world. Everyone needs a Kevin, the guy who can be all handsome, cute, sexy, hot and adorable. His smile and presence glows up the dark. its so contagious, his laugh, smile and happiness. I love Kevy, because he also smells amazing! I hope everyone finds a Kevin, but again not everyone deserves him. His practically a living teddy bear, his so cuddly, warm and cozy!! He has no flaws, but his stubbornness always has to compete with mine. A Kevin, comes with multiple Kevy's, its like capture the pokemon! A mad Kevy, happy Kevy and sad Kevy are his main ones. Whether its either of these, Kevin always deserves a big hug!

Everyone needs a Kevin.

Look over there! Whose that? Its Kevin, that hot mudafawker.

by meimories November 27, 2022

Kevin

Your Local School Shooter....
Obsessed with Pokémon and Minecraft...
Least likely to get a girl...
Most likely to die a virgin...

I don’t know. Kevin is just weird. He is a decent friend, but can be annoying after some time.

by J_u_s_t_a_p_e_r_s_o_n March 19, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is the type of guy that never cares about what others think about him. He loves to be funny and he is a really good person to talk to if you are upset.

Kevin really helped me feel great about myself and I love how funny he is.

by Scarlett Lakes November 11, 2020

Kevin

The cutest person alive.
He is also my classmate and drives a Rover 75, like Toretto drives a Dodge

Person 1: Who is he?
Person 2: Kevin

by trillmolnar October 29, 2019

Kevin

1. A "Kevin" is an individual who is never wrong. If a"Kevin" is found to be mistaken about a piece of evidence, the evidence supporting this person's wrongness will found to be completely incorrect and fabricated.

2. Asshole.

Stupid person:

"You're using that word wrong. That's not the way Merriam-Webster defines that word."
Kevin:
"No, it's okay. I am never wrong. Call up Merriam-Webster, and tell them to change that shit."
Stupid person:
"You're an asshole."
Kevin:
"I know."

by Easy E 2019 December 11, 2019

Kevin

That one asshole that sits next to you in Comp Sci. You know, that guy.

"Stop being such a fucking Kevin."

by notkevinbutjonathan August 31, 2017