Jude Bellingham

The most overrated player of all time, survived purely because of horny fangirls (one of them being Gareth Southgate). A little known fact is that he has superpowers! He can disappear for up to 90 minutes and has demonstrated this power many times like in the Euro 2024 final against Spain.

"Jude Bellingham was on the pitch???"

by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

Jude

a guy who plays basket ball and like a girl named amy

amy:hi
Jude:hey bae im busy playing basketball

by liamtoocute January 25, 2023

Jude

An avid magnet enthusiast

Oh you like magnets? You’re such a jude

by An alpha male January 26, 2023

Jude

An avid magnet enthusiast

He’s got so many fridge magnets, what a jude

by An alpha male January 30, 2023

Jude

Somone who likes being touched by white people with black names.

Jude really likes being touched by tavian

by Kraven_Morehead69 February 20, 2023

Jude Williams

Nigger hater

Jude Williams hates niggers

by anonymous March 26, 2025

Jude

He has no human friends and has very low self esteem on the surface. His favorite activity is to swim with marine life. He has a small penis and a lot of problems.

Don't become a jude

by Justkeepswimmingfishy April 2, 2025