April 16th

National beat up Chloe Jan Payne day

April 16th is the day you beat up Chloe Payne

by I hate Chloe Payne April 16, 2025

December 16th

This is the day when the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy was born. No doubt I fell deeply in love!

- Hey, do you know who is that coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy over there?
- Yeah, I know. He was born on the December 16th, ofc he is the coolest, extremely handsome, sweetest, kindest, most hilarious guy.
- Girl, no doubt you are head over heels.

by not very nonchalant 💋 December 1, 2023

16th September

The day the best person in the world was born.

A: Damn he seems really cool
B: Yeah i know, it's cause he is born on 16th September

by Gruiutz December 3, 2023

December 16th 1991

Don’t bring this up with a guy with a metal arm he might have offed your parents. #hailhydra

Zemo : mission report December 16th 1991
*fight breaks out*
*orphan beaten up*
*friends split up*
*metal arm is destroyed*

by McGremz December 13, 2023

July 16th

National destroy a shoplifting detector day

Person 1: Dude, they have shoplifting detectors
Person 2: Don't worry, it's July 16th
Person 1: Got a hammer?

Rip shoplifting detector 07/16

by DuckBackscratcher October 1, 2023

May 16th

The day when the worst person in human history was born, literally worse than the anti-christ, this person is irredeemable and will never find peace

Mike: Dude, my friend's birthday is coming up on May 16th!
Jason: Must be an asshole, everyone knows May 16th birthdays celebrate the worst of humankind

by mythofcake October 4, 2023

April 16th

National send arch pics to your fiancé day

Hey babe it’s April 16th, I can’t wait for those pics

by blahfartblah April 15, 2024