swiss army shark

a hustler or very talented player at many trades

Guy 1: "Wow, you designed the whole project, and its website, AND pitched the sale to the company?"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I'm like a swiss army knife"

Guy 1: "More like a swiss army shark"

by swissarmyshark November 23, 2011

Swiss

Having holes/not making sense

Person 1: "Man, that story was super swiss"
Person 2: "Yeah! It was totally fake!"

by AEs1r June 13, 2021

Large Swiss

When a man makes so many holes to fuck in his mattress it becomes a large piece of Swiss cheese.

I have been making my bed a large Swiss, wanna come see ?

by Large Swiss May 5, 2021

Swiss semi

When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.

Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!

by The Haxman December 6, 2022

Swiss Cheese

To shoot someone full of holes

I'll Swiss Cheese yo snitching ahh twin

by DaUrbanBoy February 15, 2025

swiss hat trick

A hat trick in soccer is scoring three goals in one game. A German hat trick is scoring three consecutive goals in the same half, a much more difficult task.

On a weekend vacation break, having sex with three different (fresh meat) partners is a hat trick. Three partners in a 24 hour period is a German hat trick.

A Swiss hat trick is similar to a German hat trick but quirkier. The difference is no washing during the 24 hour period.

A Swiss hat trick is having intercourse with three different sexual partners within a 24 hour period with zero intimate washing.

You must be a true pulling machine to complete the Swiss hat trick. Ron completed it in Skegness after a couple of previous Swiss braces.

by Geordie6 June 16, 2024

Swiss dip and shit

A Swiss dip but then you defecate on their forhead

I'm gonna Swiss dip and shit on your sister

by Sleety February 9, 2019