Thats when a yoga master crams herself into a suspended tire swing with only her rear end exposed there is a large amount of lubrication.
I went to the nature preserve today and i noticed that someone was engaging in a swiss pretzel, it looked extremely uncomfortable.
by Maurading Twerk Team Captain March 21, 2014
by Cocaine carson swiss cheese May 09, 2018
The Swiss Hammer is the winner in a round of Limp Biscuit. He is the consumer of the cum covered cracker.
"Beatswifer was the Swiss Hammer. He totally ate that Ritz cracker after 5 other dudes circle jerked on it and he was the last to spew. Wonder if he needs a beer to wash that down?"
by Da Cunning Linguist January 21, 2023
by AEs1r June 14, 2021
by ummersay homus April 04, 2011
a barely functioning trainwreck (BEWARE: either has mommy or daddy issues) most likely a burnt out gifted kid, but functions scarcely on coffee and their voluptuous spite, but if their lack of will to live overpowers their spite, they break down
"man, do you think swiss would be made if i took their coffee?"
"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"
"they would immediately lose the will to live, dave don't even try it"
by certified gremlin December 30, 2021
by Charlotte freedman72578 December 26, 2023