Swag

Swag: noun.

Swag is a cancerous growth that forms in the cavities left by dead brain cells. In cases of large amounts of swag the damage is irreversible and can lead to death.

Swag infected 1 "Hey brah i gots all dat swag. YOLO!"

Regular person 1 "I'm so sorry, they will find a cure for you someday."

Swag infected 1 "wuteva brah i jus do wuteva i wan cos i got all dem swags!"

by IonToaster August 21, 2013

SWAG

Scientific (or Silly) Wild Ass Guess.

n. A term used by technical teams when establishing high level sizings for large projects.

I'm not really sure what you are looking for, but I will take a SWAG at it.

by Dave Jones January 19, 2005

Swag

Swag is a word used mostly by teens to present themselves. Its a way of saying if someone dresses up cool. All the people that think swags gay is because they don't got any (:

Dude 1: Aye, that guys got swag

Dude 2: Swag fag

Dude 1: You're just mad you ain't got any!

by none_of_yo_buisness January 11, 2013

swag

goods, commodities, wares

Check out the leet swag I bought at thinkgeek!

by MoonKnight November 11, 2002

swagged

short for swagger jacked.

Guy 1: Years ago, dudes would never be caught wearin pink.

Guy 2: Yea, they totally swagged Camron *shakes head*

by Silverwavesurfin March 30, 2009

Swag

An ornamental festoon of flowers or greenery.

"Hey dude, look at all my swag."

"I don't see any real flowers or greenery, you dumbass"."

by Someone who will find you. November 1, 2013

swag

Swag is the semen from when two men have anal sex and the 'bottom', who's receiving the sperm from the other, keeps the semen (swag) inside him before showering. If someone says they have 'swag' they mean they've recently engaged in homosexual activities, still have the swag in their rectum and haven't yet showered.

Guy 1: I have so much swag.
Guy 2: No-one wants to know.

by Harlequinist/Sluth December 20, 2013