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Mass Surveillance

When that guy who is watching you through your camera from the van parked outside your bedroom is waiting to diddle you, but everything is made in China and the facial recognition on your end reports you to the government for stalking him.
"I got the password to a girl's computer who I met online and copied all her messages, then realized I can do this with all women. So now I operate an Analytics business and sell the data about their liquor and credit card purchases, what they wear, and who they are with to their exes and the nanny government and their good ol' mass surveillance."
by Anna-Lisa Malone February 12, 2020
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compliment survivor

Kind of person who overreacts an everyday compliment like "you look amazing", says it's inconvenient and inappropriate and/or goes full Karen about it until the other person regrets being born / having said a word.
Oh no, he said "beautiful"? How dare he!... Honey, stay strong. You're still here. You're a compliment survivor.
by Egalion October 9, 2021
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Under Surveillance

We gotta be sure we ain't under surveillance as we pull up
by Gouddy McGouda January 18, 2022
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Tsunami Survivor

A tsunami survivor is a person who appears in a photo where everybody else phtobombed this photo him or her.
He tried to take a picture when he graduated but it was too crowded, what a tsunami survivor !

I was trying to take a photo by the Eifel tower but everyone kept standing in frame! I felt like a tsunami survivor!
by hotdogscutepugs December 7, 2022
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Vampire Survivors

Literal dogshit. Does have among us tho. This skibidi toilet concept is just absurd! I mean, seriously, who needs a toilet that doubles as a bizarre piece of entertainment? It's a classic case of prioritizing frivolity over functionality. Sure, we all could use a laugh, but let's not forget the primary purpose of a toilet – it's not a playground or an art installation. Some might argue that it's a creative take on the mundane, but I find it hard to believe that anyone would genuinely want such a thing in their bathroom. Why complicate a simple, practical appliance with unnecessary gimmicks? There's a fine line between adding a touch of fun to everyday life and turning essential items into impractical novelties.
"I hate vampire Survivors, it GYAAAAAAAT!!!!!"
by gtyghghjj January 24, 2024
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Vampire Survivors

a very fun game more addictive than a native american doing alcohol. once you play it, you become senile with an unending urge to play vampire survivors.
Fake Italian 1: Yo have you played Vampire Survivors?
Fake Italian 2: *foaming at the mouth* Yes. I need it. I need Vampire Survivors.
by BuffSammy January 24, 2024
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Void Survival

Hey man. Wanna NOT play void survival?
by Glumbert November 30, 2023
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