Adult Child Support

When you're young, naive and marry someone who turns out to be a leech. So Mr./Mrs. Leech has gotten all comfy sucking on your teat, and even though you have finally come to your senses and are divorcing them, they now feel entitled to being taken care of by you. Go figure. Here's where you get to pay for your naivety, literally. Different from actual child support where you are taking care of a child with Adult child support, you guessed it, you get to continue to financially support adult Mr./Mrs. Leech. Since said Leech has no pride they will happily continue sucking your teat for as long as they are able. After all why should they be responsible for themselves, when you can be. Since most are deficient mentally you'd think you'd be able to get some sort of assistance from the state, maybe in the form of a disabled placard. You're being drained by Mr./Mrs. Leech, so the very least the state could do is let you park closer to the bank you have to go to monthly to keep Mr./Mrs. Leech attached to your teat. Alas as per usual you get nothing from being attached to Mr./Mrs. Leech. So you park in the furthest spot from the bank entrance. Get out of your car dragging the dead weight of said leech along, they're attached to your teat... remember, you go in and withdrawal the financial support they are entitled to for latching onto you so many years ago. This continues until, you die, they die or they find another teat that's bigger than yours and get them to put a ring on it.

I pay adult child support to an incapable teat sucking leech.

by DoingTheLordsWork February 11, 2023

recovering Bush supporters

people from groups such as gun owners, NASCAR fans, investors,and born-again Christians who have woke up, removed their blinders and see Bush for what he really is and this will cause the breakdown of the coalition that elected and re-elected the president.

At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.

by Deborah Spicer September 11, 2008

Full-support Hercules

a sexual position where the man, while standing, holds the woman in front of him by clasping her thighs, and then uses a wall against her back for support.

we got bored with the missionary position, so we stood up and I maneuvered her into a Full-support Hercules for a good five minutes.

by Philmoscowitz March 18, 2009

IT support booty call

When a person or customer befriends you only to milk IT support (technical support or help desk type activities) from you. Much like a booty call except here the person is just using the other person for technical support and no actual booty or the like is exchanged. In this case it is apparent that the relationship is just to get easy access to technical help when the calls or instant messages always lead to: "Can you fix my printer or my internet is down can you help me?"

Kim: "Hey Carmelo how are you?"
Carmelo: "Hey Kim, I'm fine, how are you?" How was your weekend?"
Kim: "My weekend was fine thank you, but listen i need your help, I can't print and you always fix it faster than anyone else can you help me?"
Carmelo says to self: "why does she only call me to fix her computer problems?"
Johnny: Bro why do you always fall for the IT support booty call, you know she really doesn't like you right?

The next call starts the same way but leads to another IT (no) booty call!

by Don Gesu (Zio Carmine) January 21, 2011

bush supporter

An American citizen who has the audacity to disagree with progressive liberal thought.

Of COURSE they wouldn't want six year olds given condoms in schools, they're a bush supporter!

by Keith McCants September 3, 2005

Joe Biden supporter

Somebody clearly suffering from mental retardation. Somebody who refuses to see Biden's obvious decline and who continues to support him even after all his lies, gaffes, and confusion.

1.
Hi I am a Joe Biden supporter, I am mentally retarded.

2.
Bill: You're a Joe Biden supporter am I right?
John: You take that back! I am not mentally retarded! I voted for the real winner of the election, Donald J. Trump.

by Icy Wyte July 15, 2022

girls supporting girls

a phrase made by white girls because they‘re soft and thinks nobody should hate on them

👩🏼: what happened to girls supporting girls?

by fedupwiththem March 13, 2022