Child support 

A monthly financial payment that mothers in Vermont have to pay deadbeat dads.

Judge "I hereby order mother to pay father $$1000/month in child support. Sorry, mother, I know he abused the child and he makes more money than you. But he hid his money really well and Perjured himself ... Shrug So, obviously, there's nothing I can do. Anyway, enjoy your life we destroyed. Court is adjourned."

Child support by Profound Observations July 13, 2025

Carl Support

Child support paid by the mom to the deadbeat dad because the deadbeat dad lies about his income.

He should be mortified to be receiving Carl support. What a pathetic loser!

Carl Support by Effin Fantastic July 14, 2025

Emotional support spit 

When you are too exhausted and can't get off so you start to fuck her from behind pull out and spit on her back so she doesn't feel bad that you didn't get off

Bro, so I was fucking this chick after being out all night hitting the slopes and I couldn't get off so I started fucking her doggy style and then did a emotional support spit because I didn't want her to feel bad that I didn't get off.

Emotional support spit by Thomas Frick July 27, 2025

Emotional Support Ho 

1. A person who provides emotional comfort and validation to someone in a relationship while simultaneously engaging in flirtatious or inappropriate behavior with others, effectively acting as an emotional cheater.

2. Someone who crosses boundaries by being overly involved in another person's emotional struggles, often leading to complications in their own relationships and creating a situation where they offer support without commitment.

She left him because he had 12 emotional support hoes.

Emotional Support Ho by HappyC@t July 29, 2025

Emotional support beverage

A beverage, typically one that you drink for hydration but more for comfort. Hopefully, it will boost your serotonin enough to start/ get you through the day. The effectiveness also depends on whether it comes with a straw.

*me to myself after ordering my favorite emotional support beverage: a pistachio cream mint matcha* “This shit better fix my life”

Or

After a long day, the Dude proceeded to sip his emotional support bev, the vodka-cran. Instantly, he felt the weight of the day slip away…..

Emotional support beverage by b-sides4ever September 1, 2025

On Vaginal Support 

A broad term describing a condition wherein a female calls in sick to work the day after a night of strenuously exhausting wild sex (often with multiple partners of varied sexual orientation).

Dude1: I noticed that hot bisexual chick Vicky called in sick today.
Dude2: Yeah I heard she's on vaginal support after attending that LGBT coming-out party.
Dude1: !?

On Vaginal Support by To M Paine October 27, 2009

reverse child support 

When you have a child with someone, and the person with the child send, loans, or gives money to the other party. Instead of recieving child support, they do.

Jennifer- I have to send Mark some more money, he's up to his neck with bills this month, and Jr. wants to stay with him this weekend.

Stefany- Why do you insist on paying that man reverse child support, cut him off!

Jennifer- I can't, he's my man, and I love him.

reverse child support by sleepercell28 August 15, 2011