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tits stoop

Something that is beyond stupid, perhaps very stupid; irreversibly stupid.
"Man, that time my ex slapped me in the face was tits stoop!"
by tvparty April 13, 2009
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Pot Stop

Similar to a pit stop, the act of halting during a road trip in order to buy more pot
Dude lets make a pot stop in Humbolt. I just smoked my last bowl.
by Crazy_BOB May 19, 2009
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Milwaukee Pit Stop

The act of inserting a fully erect penis into a women's armpit as if to simulate intercourse. Best results arise from use of cheese wiz as lubricant.
Leo: What happened with that girl from Wisconsin last night?
Sawyer: She busted out a bottle of cheese wiz and I gave her a Milwaukee Pit Stop.
Leo: YOOOOOO
by WarriorsComeOutToPlay September 3, 2013
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Venezuelan Pit Stop

An adaptation of the famous Irish Pit Stop, this feat is not to be undertaken by the faint of heart.

After a heavy night of drinking, enter a shower with one other person and take a bottle of vodka. Proceed to share the bottle of vodka until the first person starts spewing. This will decide the roles. The losing party needs to abruptly escape the line of firing before they are fully covered in stomach juice, hold the shower door shut and witness the waterworks. As this is an indubitably sensual experience, the watcher will proceed to finger their own chocolate starfish until said finger is covered in faeces. In case the winner’s liquid exorcism is complete, the watcher will then carefully open the shower door, take the covered finger and shallowly insert it into the nose of the other person. This should trigger a final expulsion of the remaining contents. Switch roles if required.
Craig: I tried the Venezuelan Pit Stop on my first date last night, she’s actually coming back for more!

Kenny: Dude no way, the last time I did it I got a restraining order
by sallysucks1337 May 14, 2022
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stoop kid

(n) a friend who constantly declines invitations to hang out, spend time, or leave his/her house.
I've asked Mike to hang out every day this week, and each time he has an excuse and deaded me... what a stoop kid!
by Em Curry, Star Traveler October 8, 2008
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Bus Stop Beauty Pageant

When one is sitting on a bus or shuttle (most commonly at a college or university) and keeps a mental tab on who they think is the hottest person on the bus.
Joe: That girl is pretty fine.

Steve: Yeah, but that girl over there wins my bus stop beauty pageant. Hands down.
by The Doode October 23, 2008
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Last Stop at Albuquerque

While having anal sex with a girl, you stick your thumb and index(ring finger too if you're feeling particularly squirrelly) into her vagina and use them to jerk yourself off through her vaginal wall usually resulting in climax hence the term "last stop".
So I was doing this chick in the butt and I decided to finish myself off with a little last stop at Albuquerque action.
by LHMC October 20, 2010
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