stanford

a mans genitalia

lets have a look at my stanford

by drRabbit666 August 1, 2009

Stanford University

a failed version of berkeley with their heads so far up their ass they can't see that

stanford sucks, hard

by Oaktownballa February 7, 2005

Stanford University

Commonly called "The Farm."

Stanford > insert your fav university

...except of course in the subject of hot girls...CAN'T ARGUE THAT ONE.

Stanford pwns. Learn about it.

by vlin April 30, 2005

Stiff Meat

Frozen dead animal.

The hard genital organ of a male.

Also the name of the most rockin' band Melbourne ever produced (R.I.P).

Stiff Meat rocked really hard, that's why all those girls are lining up on there knees over there! Anyone for some sausages? I'll just have to defrost them!

by Matt January 20, 2004

Stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass

A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves

"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."

by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010

Stanford

Every girl's favorite accessory - a gay male friend she can call up to do lunch or go shopping when her girlfriends cancel.

Derived from the television series Sex and the City, in which Carrie Bradshaw's gay accessory was named Stanford Blatch.

Can't make lunch, be-otch - where's your Stanford at?

by 47texts March 27, 2011

stiff breeze

A shift in the wind so erotic it give you an intense but satisfying boner.

Wow, did you feel that "stiff breeze"? No, but you have an erection, stranger.

by ZaqpaZ March 29, 2017