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fuzzy steven

The sweaty landing strip betwixt the fleshy droopers and the darkstar.
Whilst tidying up my anal crevace with garden clippers I carelessly nicked my fuzzy steven.
by Stephanie & Justin September 10, 2006
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Steven Byrne

An Irish Ginger who lives in America.
Person A: Look at that Steven Byrne over there!

Person B: He must have no soul and like beer a lot.
by AdmiralAkbar3 June 18, 2010
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Sad Steven

Sad Steven - when a guy is inherently lonely & horny af, but can’t get laid. So he cries. He cries a lot, and uses the tears as lubrication while he masturbates about his loneliness.
Man! I’m feeling a little down, but have a mild chubbier. Time for a Sad Steven.
by Bitchy bartender June 17, 2019
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Steven

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. secretly in love with this one girl, dated alot but he really can't get this one girl out his head for some weird reason, mainly because he hasn't told her he really feels, mainly because he doesn't really open up to people he don't trust.
...Steven
by It's the truth..... June 27, 2019
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Bulimic Steven

Sexual intercourse performed in the missionary position, wherein the male (top) vomits directly into the woman's mouth upon reaching climax.
Dude, I totally pulled a Bulimic Steven on Hot Kristie last night...she ate that shit right up!
by Bruce, Borg and J-Flo March 15, 2008
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Steven Colbert

Possibly the most intelligent man gracing the television today, Steven Colbert has a large audience of disgruntled, politically aware 13-30 year olds who tend to become fanatical when they finally become an audience member of Colbert's live-filmed talk show. Colbert's tongue-in-cheek approach to comedy is highly effective, in part due to the outrageous character he has made himself into. Colbert's character is actually a caricture of America's conservative, republican population, whose backwards thinking and ridiculously contrary attitude is easy to mock. Steven Colbert has become somewhat of a modest celebrity thanks to his political commentary, appearing in an issue of GQ and booking notorious political, literary and artistic celebrities himself.
"Hey, have you heard about Steven Colbert?"

"Pfft, who hasn't, he's only the most intelligent man gracing television today."
by Katrina Ate Karl Rove August 31, 2007
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Steven

a very sweet and honest guy. Some one you can talk to all day. He is some one you wont be able to get out of your head because he just seems like a perfect guy. probably to most realest dude you'll ever meet and when he says he's into you he means it.He will have no problem in waiting for you, treats his girl right and can always put a smile on your face and he knows it every time.
Your such a Steven!
by +Jade.love+ March 25, 2016
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