Steal and Deliver

When a guy, typical a bro or frat boy-type guy, can't handle his alcohol and passes out on one of two hotel beds, and you bang his hot girlfriend on the other bed.

Man, last weekend when I was in Vegas there was this frat boy bombed out of his mind at the blackjack table. So when he passed out, I executed a steal and deliver. Ha HA!

by Brzaukee March 18, 2016

nips of steal

Nipples so hard no amount of bra padding can keep those dudes from poking out.

sherri used her nips of steal to break the ice from the car door.

by messy bun October 26, 2017

stealing chocolate

The act by which one takes another's anal virginity

He was stealing chocolate from that girl over there.

by MrAndersmith May 25, 2014

Stealing the cumquat

To take away one's anal virginity.

Matt went out with the sole purpose of stealing the cumquat.

by Russian fatty September 05, 2011

steal-able bitch

A girl that was in a relationship when u met and u stole…. That makes her a steal-able bitch because it’s likely she will be stolen from u the same way u stole her… she won’t hold u down.

“She was Tyrones girl but chad stole her… she’s a steal-able bitch don’t go for her.@

by Baby Rayne July 09, 2021

flash-steal

Getting slightly in the way (such as a hand, finger etc.) of a photo, so that the flash lights you up, but so that the actual subjects of the photo are in the dark.

It was a really nice photo 'til he flash-stole it.

Those dicks always flash-steal people's pictures.

by Bricky June 08, 2007

National stealing day

April 21 the day where you steal

Omg it’s national stealing day let’s go to Walmart!

by Igeartboobs21 February 09, 2023