Staten Island Stalefish

I can't believe this oldie but goodie isn't up here yet! This act is performed when the male has sex with his partner in the doggystyle position with a condom on. He then ejaculates in the condom and proceeds to pull out, take off the condom and slap the fluid filled scumbag right down the middle of his arched partner's back!

Good wholesome fun!!

Yo, that bitch was such a filthy whore...I gave her the Staten Island Stalefish and she said thank you sir may I have another!

by Catdaddy November 9, 2006

metro station

A band with lame lyrics full of metrosexual guys.

Girl 1:Hey have you heard that new metro station song?
Girl 2: yeah it sucks.

by iheartp7 March 4, 2009

Station Middle School

An average middle school that’s run by a retarded school district. It’s populated by basic white girls and annoying headass fuck boys that sustain life with fruit roll-ups and pizza. The only advantage of going to Barrington Station Middle School as opposed to Barrington Prairie Middle School is that there are way less horse girls.

Hey bro did you see the definition of Station Middle School on urban dictionary? It’s so funny!!!1!

by Trooper7 August 21, 2019

Stewartstown Station

The horrible stage of any long term relationship. When you stop having freaky experimental sex and start having boring middle-aged grown up sex. Usually highlighted by endless bouts of mind numbing missionary position.

Gabe and I are really excited about getting married, I just hope we don't move to Stewartstown Station.

by Mag-Num April 30, 2009

Staten Island Girl

A girl from Staten Island. If the specimen is found around the South Shore of the island she is likely to have bad tans, gaudy style and that signature accent. A North Shore Staten Island Girl may not exhibit all these properties, but don't be fooled she is still a Staten Island Girl. Though not likely to have a fake tan and rather than gaudy style, has mad style, her accent still possesses a unique twang. For all the good and bad that can be said about these girls, don't fuck with one if you don't want your ass handed to you. They smoke mad blunts. Staten Island Girls are known to be fearless with reckless abandon when confronted negatively or just having to lay shit down. Treat one right and she will stick by you through thick and thin, cause that's the way her daddy raised her- or maybe not, just don't fuck with them, you'll get your ass handed to you.

Staten Island Girl monologue : aw mah gawwwd yoiur such a biccchtch gwakaka gwakaka gwakaka they would let me in at pachaaa so i went too eclipseee and this guy bawwght me madd drinks but then his tan dripped onto my dress and i thought, oh this is hot and we fucked in the back of his truckk gwaka gwaka gwaka, then he left me and started talking to my friend and shes suck a slut whore bich gwaka gwakak gwaka!

by eyeeaster September 11, 2010

Staten Island

My favorite place in the world. Everyone says how shitty it is but truthfully, there are few places I enjoy more. While it's evident that you shouldn't go in the water at the beach I'm sure many people have enjoyed running through the splash grounds when they were younger. What about the playgrounds? Can anyone truly say that they've burnt their feet by running around the black rubber barefoot and never done it again? It's just one of those things that makes you feel at home. Maybe it's just a "Great Kills" thing because everyone else seems to think Staten Island is just a hell hole.

history teacher: so you had the 5 burroughs...which were?

class: *names all but SI*

me: staten island! *mumbles under breath* duh, its the only place to live

by vivian 'cciuolo April 28, 2009

stationary syndrome

When during summertime you happen to glance at a pack of pens, a bottle of glue, or a notebook and relized that no matter how much fun you have that summer school is around the corner.

Matt: Hey Jake whats wrong youve seemed pretty bummed lately.

Jake: yeah man today I drove past an advertisment for school supplys and I got a bad case of "Stationary Syndrome".

by Chase Yaz August 23, 2007